if i stay in bed i’ll be warm
if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm
but the distance between the bed and the shower
that is not warm
Anonymous asked: You're waiting in front of Giorgio Armani because you were lucky enough to be picked for this special sale (everything under 100 pounds). It's a war zone at the entrance, and by all means you will at one point use physical force. What will you have pack for this? You cannot use a 'machete'.
Nothing. I don’t like Armani that much, if anything, Chloroform cocktails, to knock everyone out so I can casually take everything for free. If I were willing to hurt people and bypass ethical issues, I would use it in every situation, never mind sales.